Limericks

 

I once was addicted to booze

Of which I would always abuse

I drank 'til I fell

And my body would smell

And my tongue would act like a fuse

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I went to the dentist for a fill

I didn't realize he'd use a drill

In my mouth he did dig

Even though it isn't big

And now my mouth pains me still

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When your teeth have an ache

And the pain you can't shake

Call a dentist still

Even though he uses a drill

It's the best solution for your own sake

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Was a young lady who tried to teach

But the young minds she failed to reach

Filled their minds full of mush

Of history, english and such

Now most of them dream of the beach

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There was a music teacher at school

And she was nobody's fool

Taught her pupils' rhyme

And how to keep time

And other musical tools.

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There was this man, a plumber.

Who always wore shorts in the summer

All the water he'd wipe

While fixing the pipes

And the only crack shown was a bummer