Greeting Card Poems

 Funny Poems My mother can’t bake cookies She also can’t cook cakes And every time she does She always makes mistakes She tried to cook a chocolate cake And she thought it was a hit But when she put the frosting on The cake just up and split She tried to cook some cookies And filled it with chocolate bits But she set the temp. too high And ended up like charcoal pits. You know I love my mother Though she sure can’t cook cake I am just so grateful She takes me out for chocolate shake ~~~###~~~ I went to see the moon today I also swam the sea Stopping for lunch I shared with God And the Holy Trinity After a long and provoking lunch They finally said to me You know my boy you're wasting your life Just put your trust in me But my counsellor said that I was high No matter how I feel But I don't care what she said Because I know it was real Since that day I've picked up my cross And followed the Christian walk Preaching to all who care to listen I follow with deeds and talk ~~~##...

 Funny Poems Now they've hit the teenage years Their moods swing high and low One moment they shower you with love The next the expletives flow. Not one, not two but three we have All at different ages And now for us to go out in peace We have to put in their cages. All they need is tenderness and love And a good listening ear to hear them For no matter what they try to do It takes great patience and love to rear them ~~~###~~~ Do you know the story of the boy and the wolf For my children surely do Knowing if they cry wolf to oft They'll end up in a stew It took a long time for my kids to learn They kept crying wolf too often On and on, "Wolf" they cried But my response didn't soften The one fine day they finally got it They didn't cry wolf and so But they dashed my hopes when they nodded and said "I was eaten by a wolf once, you know ~~~###~~~ Your kids’ feet are getting bigger, I hear the neighbours snigger Won’t be long, they’ll just wear the box On th...