Greeting Card Poems

  Divorce Poems Divorce proceedings take their part, In a courtroom, laughter starts,  Once joined in love, now asunder,  With witty quips, they mend their blunder.     Lawyers' banter, sharp and sly, Divorce decree, a final high, Assets split, they both share A twist on heartbreak a comical flair.     Friends and family gather 'round, Smiles and chuckles, love unbound, For though their paths now diverge, Laughter heals the pain they purge.     In jest they part, a final jest, Divorce as comedy, they attest, Through humour’s lens, they find release, A tale of split hearts, told with peace     ~~~###~~~     Not as it once was But it is as it should They couldn’t get on So they’ve split up for good     Nothing to do But their assets to split Who gets the house What about the kids     They’ll find they’ll get on better When they’re apart One beginning over And a new one about to start   ...

  D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Seems so short for the time we spent together We always thought that when we were married Our lives we'd share forever   Now that seven lettered word Echoes those seven tortured years And now's the time to split apart Despite our lonely tears  ~~~###~~~ We've been together for so long And through so much But I no longer love you And I recoil from your touch   Sadness and woe follow me now AS I view my life without you But this is how it must be Because I know you feel it too   You were so happy So many years ago You thought you could change him Without much to and fro   But he's the same now As he was before Thinking only of himself   Always going out And getting on the sauce So this I wish for you Have a great divorce     How many years must a man be married Before he realises his mistake Nowthere's nothing left to do But part for both their...

Divorce Verses and Poems   When the bubble has burst And the passion cooled down And you finally find your family You don't want to be around   Maybe things will get better But the love has long gone You think it might be better To start moving on   No time to mess around It's time to act smart Move yourself to some place else Make a brand-new start     Divorce and death are final Of these facts I'm sure They are like a Cancer Of which there is no cure   But once the love is gone Is it best to stay around While waiting for another love To finally be found   But you have a responsibility To hold on to your vows A duty to the very last A duty to your spouse  ______________________________________________________ Whether three years or twenty-three Divorce is always hard Especially for the children Whose love you have to guard   There's the property to share And...