Birthday Poems
Birthday Poems I don’t want to burst your bubble But it’s time you heard the truth You may have all your own teeth But you’re getting long in the tooth You’ll never win a gold medal Your athleticism falls short You’ll never make the six o’clock news Unless internet surfing becomes a sport Happy Birthday ~~~###~~~ Happy Birthday dear friend I toast your lost youth Another year older, another year wiser, Another year closer to the Truth ~~~###~~~ You look a little older, And you’re in trouble, deep You can’t afford boots injections So you need your beauty sleep I know you’re not a millionairess But you look as good as gold So you won’t need boots To gracefully grow old Happy Birthday ~~~###~~~ On your birthday it’s time to reflect How much your life has changed Time to reset your goals And your priorities rearrange And now your birthday is done Presents opened, you’ve had your cake No time for frivolity Don’t go off half-baked But still you can have some fun Enjoy your day to the fu...