Limericks

 Limericks


I really got such a fright

On that dark and dreary night

While I was asleep

To my bedroom you creeped

It made me sit bolt upright

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There was a young girl on a swing

Who suddenly started to sing

It sounded so sweet

Really was such a treat

Guess it's what happens in Spring

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To those allergic to bees

A sting is likely to freeze

So if you get stung

Make sure an ambulance is rung

Or else you will fall to your knees

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I remember we married in Spring

In the birds were just starting to sing

When my wife walked down the Aisle

Overflowing with style

And afterwards the bell began to ring


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