Last Prozac Refill

Last Prozac Refill
(Last Train to Clarkesville – The Monkees)
 
Just used my last Prozac refill
And I need it for depression
Stop using antipsychotics
No need for mood suppression
Don’t you know – oh no no no, oh no no no
 
I’ve got no prozac for the morning
And no risperidone
I’m sure this night will last forever
And what the morning brings is still unknown
No, no, no,     No,no,no
I think I going to need some Valium
 
Used my last Prozac refill
And I need a new prescription
I can get it at a Chemist
That’s not a Guild subscription
Oh... Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
 
Just had my last Prozac refill
I just hang my head and moan
Need to ring and tell my shrink
I’m all alone and feeling low
oh no no no, oh no no no
 
Used my last Prozac refill
And I need it for depression
Stop using antipsychotics
No need for mood suppression
Don’t you know – oh no no no, oh no no no
 
My last Prozac refill, my last Prozac refill

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