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Bon Voyage Poems

 Bon Voyage Poems Bon Voyage, my friend, may you always have a favourable tide Sailing on the ocean green, that’s oh, so wide With the dolphins always as your guide Leading to adventures on the other side Bon Voyage, my friend, in distant lands, may you explore But please stay safe, this I implore Maybe a glass of wine you will pour But you’ll have lots of fun, of that I’m sure Bon Voyage, my friend,  please don’t lose your way Even if your GPS goes astray So please don’t think you have to stay Just stay the course, this I pray. Bon Voyage, my friend, may there always be wind in your sail And you find your destination without fail I hope your senses don’t rail And laughter always assail. ~~~###~~~ Sail away my friend with a joyous heart With a suitcase of dreams you’re ready to start And a lifetime of wisdom you seek to impart So, bon voyage from your friends, you depart. ~~~###~~~ Bon Voyage! I hear you’re having a holiday Boy Voyage! I hear you’re going away Bon Voyage! But ...

Retirement Poems

 Retirement Poems Your work life’s over there’s nothing you’ll miss In a hammock you’ll swing in bliss No more morning alarms, no more traffic No more searching for the ultimate graphic. No more will you go to meetings grim Just the golf clubs, bowls or gym Your time is yours to do what you want No more office for you to haunt And now your time is up and the day is nearly done It’s time that you took your leave, it’s time that you were gone So, raise glasses and we wish you good cheer Now get the heck out of here ~~~###~~~ I hear that your leaving , you’ll finally be gone Retirement’s here, work is over and done No more office stress, just relaxation real slick, Golf clubs or fishing rods you can take your pick But maybe a grey nomad is more your style So, you might be gone for quite a while Parking your van wherever life takes you Lost with your partner under the sky so blue But it won’t be long for you’re leaving today There’s nothing left for me to say Except for good luck and g...

Wedding Poems

 Wedding Poems To the happy couple so joyous, so bold May your love never tire, never grow old And now that you’re married, you’ve a ring on your finger We wish that your lover never wanders, but always lingers May your love be as sturdy as your cake’s bottom tier Growing in strength to strength, year after year. But if you find that with time your love starts to tire Trust in each other to rekindle the fire And as you go through life, hand in hand Have faith and try to understand That when life throws up challenges, as surely it will Let your love for each other help you up the hill Now the ceremony's over, it's time for some fun, Eat, drink, and be merry, 'til the setting of the sun. With family and friends, you'll celebrate right, So here's to a wedding that's pure dynamite! ~~~###~~~ “In sickness and in health, for richer or poor" These are the oaths, today,  you swore Forsaking all others never wanting more And when arguments ensue never keeping score ...

Valentine Poems

 Valentine Poems I hope you will find the time To come and wine and dine And gradually realign your mind And be my Valentine ~~~###~~~ In February, prepare for a special day, And then your know just what to say With hearts and roses, chocolates, too, Here's a poem, just for you! Roses red and violets blue, Cupid's arrow, it flew askew! Hit the cat, not my crush, Now the cat’s on heat and such! Oh, so sweet, Chocolate hearts, But they caused my pants to part And my valentine's date should’ve been my deliverance But to a troll she had a strange resemblance. So here's to love, both sweet and cheesy, Valentine's Day can be quite easy. Just remember, it's all in fun, Laugh and love, until the day is done! ~~~###~~~ On Valentine’s day you always spread good cheer But I hope you find your valentine this year ~~~###~~~ Every year,  this holiday , you observe it I hope you find your valentine,  you deserve it. ~~~###~~~ Roses are red, violets are blue Cinderella is limpi...

Thank You Poems

 Thank You Poems In this world so dark, I must confess That life with you is a laugh not a test You really know how to bring out my best Loving you only,  forsaking the rest So I thank you my dear for loving only me Thank you my dear for setting me free Thank you my dear helping me see No longer you and I, but now only we. ~~~###~~~ And, so, as we walk through this journey hand in hand Facing challenges, both planned and unplanned Thank you for helping me understand That you lover for your love so grand And, as we settle into a lover’s embrace Not a sprint, but the long-distance race You’ve always helped me to face So, thank you for your unbounded grace. ~~~###~~~ Thank you dear fridge For your icy calm For keeping our food from spoiling To keep it fresh from the farm To save us from poisoning To keep us from harm. Thank you dear toilet For always being there For flushing life’s troubles Without a single care. Oh, porcelain throne You’re a friend, oh, so rare Thank you dear wa...

Teacher Poems

 Teacher Poems In our classroom, shining bright You were always our guiding light For your wisdom, patience and other stuff The words, “Thank you" don’t seem to be enough And now this year has passed all too soon You were always the ‘Queen’ of our classroom Helping us to understand With teaching lessons all so grand Though the chalkboards have gone, they’ve been replaced By computers, laptops and other interface You were always on top of your game Even though your jokes were oft lame And, so, it’s finally time to say goodbye I breathe an audible sigh As I pass out of your ranks, I say a well deserved thanks ~~~###~~~ In preschool rooms with smiles and frowns You wore the essential creativity crown In this world of craft and finger paints You always had the patience of Saints You always told us to have a healthy lunch To stop us from being a surly bunch So, at lunch after we’d open our box We’d get in the sand pit without shoes and socks In this room of alphabet songs and endless l...

Sympathy Poems

  Sympathy Poems In sympathy for loss, we weep and sigh, With heavy hearts and tearful eye, But sometimes humour’s the best reply, To cope with loss, we'll give it a try. At funerals, we wear our black attire, And speak in hushed tones, to quell the mire, But once the eulogies start to tire, Someone's stomach growls, like a hungry choir! We reminisce about the days gone by, Sharing tales of the one who said goodbye, Yet sometimes, it's laughter, not a cry, That eases pain and helps hearts to fly. In sympathy for loss, we may feel blue, But humour helps us see it through, For life's a mix of joy and rue, And laughter can heal, that much is true. ~~~###~~~ As I sit upon my cloud and look down on the world I see how my friends and family have all my goods unfurled I’m not perturbed but overjoyed, letting out a laugh so hearty As I hear them exclaim quite loud, “The bugger’s dead, let’s have a party" ~~~###~~~ My best friend has gone away, And all we wanted, one more d...